biscuts and gravey and osama bin laden

thees mothrefukrs around heer are big babe fuckre cowards bud i genral do nod sais to much abot it....but todais i almostes get in som reel trobles....i gos to my favrit restrant in all of covington kentucky the name of it is covington chile and it is run by thiese oldre greeks man by the name of gorge stamotakos...he is not so old reel bud he looks like him is old becos he has a balder hed....but man him haves a prettee wifes and i wants to fuks her good....and his darters...wel whad can i sais theise ar way too young yet thogh the olders ones she wil be older enof soon but rite now she is fuckre jalesbate....the youngre ones looks like she will be even mor prettees bud she is wais too young.....i cold fucks them both and his wifes too bud for now i wil waits until the darters gets old enof and until i can catches the wife somewher out by herselvs becos i knows for a facks thad she wans some of thiese big fuckre diks of mine i can tels by the wais she looks at my diks when i makes it geds hard for her she abot cums all ove herselv rite then and ther......

but aneywais for now i just gos ther to eats biscuts and gravees and talks to gorge he is a crazee mothrefuke and he talks like a comunist sometimes when he is nod flirts with all the womans...when his wife is not arond of corse.....

he talks abot osama bin laden and sais thad he thienks it is al a big bunches of fakes shits and thad gorge bushes just users him to scare ameracan peples when him is in troble....i thienks he is ful of shits myselv bud i just go along with him othrewise i may nevre gets the chanse to fuks thad good lookre wife of his and his darters when theise gets oldre enof to gets them som of thies diks which i nos they wants as much as theis mothre do....

plus gorge maks dam good biscuts and gravees tho he makes it with sasage which of corse com from a pig so being a muslem i am nod supose to eats thiese thiengs bud i do.....fuk it ramadan is ovre with and my mothre tels me thad is the onley time you reel has to pais attenshon to thies.....

but today i shold hav pais attenshons be may....becos al of a suden thiese retard mothrefukre by names of reed him is with his retards grilrend mary and al of a suden he is goes on abot how a arab terrors in thies cuntree wil tries to fit in by eats and drinks just likes a normal amarecan.....even they will drinks somtimes alcahol drinks....and he is talks reel loud and he keep looks at me wile he talks.....

so i sais to him hey mothrefuckre ar you talks to me/.....and he sais with thiese whiney voise i do nod owe you anythiengs you arab....so i finsh up my biscuts and graveys then i taks a big longs drinks of coffee and him gos baks to talks and runs his mouth.....gorge stamotakos he tels me hey do nod pais no attenshons to thiese man he is nod rite in the hed.....

then he tels the watreses to briengs me ovre som mor coffee and i stards to drienk it bud the more i thienks abot it the maddre and maddre i gets.....

so i sais to the retards wife mary hey do you wans to fuk/......hel i hav justes eat a pig i mites as well sleeps with a hog now i sais to her rite in front of thies stupidre boyfrends of hers.....and then she sais no i hav a boyfrends and then i rememres thies stupidre mothrefukre goes everwhar she gos even to lives in same apartment bildings al ovre covington they gos bak and forths and nevre stai in one plase very long bud tho they was marreed onse they are no more and she dates firstes one man and then anothre man....but tho she sais no she keeps looks at me like she is reel intrestes and likes she do nod even heer me cals her a hog...

bud gorge he is red in the fases and tris to shushes me and the watreses theise ar aks worreed while thiese retards he stamps and stutres and talks abot how al forners shold be sens bak wher theis com from....and then theis walks oud in a huf his retards hog wife stomping behinds him......i do nod even thienks they stop to pais their bils so i jumps up and gos to the door and holers out aftre them hey you hogs souey com and pais you bils.....

and then somthiengs hapens thad you wold nevre beleves bud i swar it is tru....thiese car it bakfiers and sonds lik a big loud bombs and thiese fat fool he fals on the sidwalks and screems....can you bleve he acshual shits al on himselv/

so mary she shouts at him and she com bak and gos insides and pais the bil.....she is in and out reel quik and does nod even looks at me....gorge he thanks me but i am thienks dam why can nod his wife and prettee darters be heer to thanks me......but aneywais thiese do nod mattre....

ever sinse bin laden puts oud thiese last tapes of his i gets theise funnee looks from peples agan....i wil be glad when gorge bushes kils thiese mothrefukre and hopes they finds him soon....
othrewises i am afrad thad he wil maks good on his thret to attak amareca....and if he does thiese awful thiengs then good muslims likes me we wil be blames for it.....