Easter Sunday

i hav had som strang time in my life but yesterday was one of the strangerest of all…..yesterday was easter sunday of corse and ordinariley i do not pay aney attenshon to this day and to tel you the truth i thenk it is a realley stupid theng to do or so i used to thenk….when me and amanda was stil together she wold always look forward to this day and her wold get all dressed up reel nise and prettey so it wold be hard even to recognise her…….i wold ask her what do easter meen to you and her wold tel me it is reeley a celebrashon of the comeng of spreng which of corse if acshualey correct…….it was realey a pagan day that was meens to be celebrate on the first day of the spreng which the pagans pepels called ostra which is wher the word easter is derives from…….but the christean pepels thay change the day to the first sunday after the first full moon after the first day of spreng for som reson in part i gess to make it fall on a sunday which is sacred to the christean pepels and also to make it coinside more with the jew celebrashon of passover……

so i tel omar my spoeled brat nephew who hav be stays with me now for a few days this wold be a good way to kil two birds with one ston we can go to easter plases and find a plase to take car of our little problem…….of corse we wold need a refrigerates truk that is works good and to make shur we hav all our bases covered we went out and buy a easter bunney costum for ruthie…….so we go to difrant plases last nite to do this and finaley we fond som and omar him saed here muhammed this one heer looks like it wold fit her perfecley and i teld him wel we need acshual to get one that mite be two or three sizes bigger than her at leest…..lukiley i had enouf presense of mind to meshur her good for a costum and i fond the one i was shur wold be perfect……so we took it home and we put it on her and woudent you kno it was perfect just as i thoght it wold be….ruthie her look so prettey in this costum thogh it was bulkey of corse i realise this wold be the case which was why i make shur i buy enof cotton to stuff all around her from hed to toe….her was a little stif by this time but not as much as you mite thenk becos probabal of we keeps in refrigerates truk enof to keep her from rots and stenks but stil not so cold that her be frosen solid….

first we go to the cinsinati zoo and i kno rite away that this is not a good idea and omar as wel him is worrees he tels me muhammed this is crazeynes after all thenk abot it here we are two arab mans driv around wher ther are amarecan childrens and familees in a refrigerates truk with notheng insid but ice and a grate big easter bunney do you not thenk we mite attracks attenshon….i had to admit it was a good poent but i cold not resist watches the animals for a whil after all it wold be even worsters if pepels were wtaches us if we leve so soon al of a sudden…..so we stays for awhile and it was qwite fun especshal the way thay hav melons hideng for the gorilas….thay gorilas are nastey animals but thay are smart too and qwite humorus….ever wher we go ther are all these little brats and thay sqeel with delite and i laugh anf jokes with som of them and with omar but no matter how hard i try i cannot gt him in a good mood……i tel him hay i hav an ideas how we can make som money omar we can take ruthie out of bak of refrigerates truk and we sit her on a longe chare and can make som money take picshurs of little kids sits on her lap what do you say then we can charge thay famileys for the photos of it i even can use my cell phon camra…..

that is a stupid idea him saed which of cors it is and it even hurt my feelengs a little bit that he take me sereos what do him thenk i am i wonder a fool or sometheeng…..aneyways we go bak to the hous and i am theenkeng this wold make a good excus if somone stopped us and cheked our truk and sees ruthie ther so i tak my reel good camra and off we go then to devou park wher ther is another easter celebrashon in progres…….

onley turns out this wold not be such a good idea becas when we gets ther who is ther but fuckeng sherey who is omars grilfrend and of corse her is big sister to littel ruthie and up here her coms and saed wel look who is here i thoght you were not goeng to be here today…… and i saed why do you tel her this and him saed i was just feeleng bad i do not thenk i wold com but you talk me into it….. and suddens her saed hav you see ruthie and omar him look ashame and saed no i hav not why do you ask me that do you thenk i am kno wher ruthie is everey day/……and her saed wel she do hangs around you or her used to and him saed no her han not sinse you mother teld me to not lets her hang around me…… which of corse this was a big lie and i can tel him is lyeng and i am worreed that sherey can tel too becos her was giveng him a reel suspishus look…….

so i teld her omar hav be stayeng with me now for six days now and i hav be around him all the time and hav seen no sine of ruthie so him is telleng you the truth…even we be workeng together i teld her and so her seemed to be satisfide with this…….stil i was not so shur and so just to be on the safe side i sent omar to buy us som refreshments and whil him is go away i look at sherey and asked her if her and omar is goeng to be marreed and her saed thay are supose to but her do not kno for shur……and all the while i am talkeng to her i am willeng my dik to get hard so her can notise it and i teld her you are one of the preteest grils i hav ever seen in my life if you and omar get marreed him is lukeist man than him ever do deserve to be….then her asked me if i stil hav a grilfrend and i teld her no we brake up but i do definitley hav my mind on somone else and her saed oh who is it…… and her has this reel mistey eyed look on her fase and i saed to her look over yonder can you see that hous down ther/……. i do not kno if you can tel from here but down ther is wher som frends of mine used to live that likes to partey i hav som reel good times down ther in fack that is wher i meet amanda……. of corse this is all a big lie but her looked and saed show it to me poent it out to me so i gets rite behind her and make my dik as big and hard as i thenk her can stand it without be afrade of it and then i grinds it up aganst that big fine ass of hers and i asked her do you see it now and her saed oh yes i see it reel wel and her is brethes hard and red fases and stuf….

i bak off her just as omar com bak with our drenks and we sit and talk and watch all the littel kids to playeng ther games and i asked sherey so sherey what do easter meen to you and her saed that is the day jesus caem bak from the ded and her talks abot how him be crusified three days befor and all this and all the whil ther are childern lafs and plays and finds easter eggs that are hideng but that are not reel eggs thay are plastic eggs that hav candeys in them and som of them hav speshal gift certificats insid them from difrant stores and restrants and what hav you….. and ther is an easter bunney him walkengs around thar and acks foolish and all the kids just lauf an giggels and run up to him and touch him and i swer one of the littel grils her be around eght yeers old or so her walks up to him and slaps him on the ass…..but realey i thenk her ment to grab at his big tael….and the stupid motherfuker whoever it is him hopped when her do this and all the kids lafeng abot this….and i saed to sherey and to omar well i gess ther is no use to doeng what i planed….. to take pishurs….. what kids wil want to hav pichsurs of a fake bunney when thay hav a rel liveng one to take picshurs with/…..….and sherey saed what are you talkeng abot and omar him give me this look like him is abot to fal over ded rite ther on the spot…..but i teld her oh we hav a easter bunney in the bak of the refrigerates truk…..com on i wil show you and i open the door and her goes in and sees ruthie and gets in and says oh it is cold in here and i saed do not worree i wil warm you up and so i am holdeng her and her is bretheng so hard her is goeng crazey…….. and i am feeleng all over her and i am askeng her how old are you and she saed oh i am sixteen but do not worree i wil not tel aneyone so i kissed her and i saed okay now go ahed and sit down on the easter bunneys lap and her do this and i took her picshur….

then her aksed me how much do i owe you i do not hav aney money and i saed oh that is all rite you can giv me a blow job if you want to and her laufs and saed okay be may one day i wil but not now okay/….it was a stupid theng to say realey and i can tel it embarased her but she did not seem to be mad……. so we go on out and i feel her pussies and her give me this look as her start to step bak out like her is sayeng i want you soon…… then her tuched my dik not as much as i can tel her wanted to but she just brushed her hand aganst it and i can tel as we go on out that her is happey and sad at the same time and her looks at omar like her hav lost al repseks for him and omar him is just sits like him is scared to deth and piss off too…..

so after awhil we go away and sherey her wants to go with us and i teld her her cannot com now we hav to do som work and wil not be bak for a cupel of days and her is beggeng to let her go to but i saed no it is bester this way….omar him gets in truk and not onley do not saed a word to her but do not even look her way…..

so off we go to walton wher ther is yet another easter celebrashon and i tel omar we shold get ther soon it is getteng late and it was realey almost four o’clok by this time but he is mad and him saed hav you lost you fukeng mind what in the hel was all that abot with sherey and i teld him her knos abot what happens with you and ruthie and him saed you meen you tel her and i saed no her tels me that you hav be around her and her makes me admit i hav not all the tim be around you the last few days…..i did not hav to but i thoght okay if her is convinsed you hav sometheng to do with ruthies disaperans then i hav to cover my ass….why him askes me then and i saed wel thenk abot it if thay prove you hav somtheng to do with it then obveosley thay wil thenk i do too if i am around you all the time and i cannot permits this to be the case….so we stop and i breng ruthie to the front of the truk and i saed by the time we get to walton we wil be shur to find som kids who want thay picshurs take with the easter bunney….then we wil go drive around til we find som plase that we can put her…othrwise we wil hav to go bak to the zoo….why the zoo him ask and i saed wel we wil just hav to feed her to the bears be may the polar bears or the kodeak bears wil eat her and leve no trase of her and him saed that is a crazey idea you wold never get away wth try sometheng like that somone will see you befor you ever get clos to thos bears no mattr how late in the nite it is………..

so he saed what do sherey thenk when her sees that easter bunney costum do her catch on and i saed no so far as her kno it is just another fake easter bunney which by the way is why make shur to stuf cotton in between all parts odf the sute and ruthie in case somone rips it and sees insid…….

so omar then him saed but why do you hav to breng her to the front of the truk and i saed i just get to thenkeng if the polseeses man stops and looks at the truk him mite get suspishus of a rabit costum in a refrigerates truk and wants to open it up if we hav it up heer and i hav my camra thay are more likeliur to beleve this crazey storey….so him saed we shold hav alredey bureed her muhammed this whol theng is crazey as the hels….and i saed now who fault is that mine or yours/….he saed but i do not kno you hav a date rape drug in you tea when her drenks it why do you hav this stuf in you tea aneyways who is it for and i saed it is for you mother that is who it is for and he saed what/…….

i saed it is for you mother and not onley that you are the one who is goeng to giv it to her and him saed the hel it i am and i saed wel then i wil tel evereytheng i kno……. includes how you fuk ruthie whil her lays dyeng from date rape drug and him saed you teld me to do that becos that mite be the onley way to save her life and i saed yes i kno i teld you to do that and i took picshurs of you do that so do not giv me aney shit you are goeng to giv you mother this drug for me becos she do not trust me to wher i can giv it to her and him saed why do you want to fuk my mother/…..i just teld him sometimes pepels hav to do theengs thay wold prefer not to do which is what you motehr is abot to find out reel soon now……

aneyways by the time we get to walton ther is stil qwite a few littel grils and littel boys around even thogh it is getteng late by then and shur enof when we set ruthie up by layeng her on the longe chare thay came runneng up to us…… som with ther parents and thay see my camra and thay are like mommee daddey i want my picshur takeng with the easter bunney….so i start to take picshurs and one littel boy asked me why is the easter bunney so cold and i saed oh the easter bunney he be wateng a long time for spreng to get heer but littel boy was not buyeng this him suks in his lips and givs me suspishus look and saed i thenk it is becos you hav him in refrigerates truk and i saed wel okay yes you are a smart littel boy i shold hav no bester than to try to fool you and the littel boy saed i am prettey smart and so i took an extra picshur of him for free to make up for it…..

i ended up takeng like seven picshurs all together and i charged five dollars for each one and one of the parents him asked me what is rong with you frend and i notis that omar is stil in the truk and i saed oh him wil be all rite i thenk him is just tierd and besids him has brake up i thenk with his grilfrend…..and the man him saed wel that wold explane why him is cryeng for shur and pepel are lookeng at him and i am thenkeng okay i bester not let them talk to him who knos what omar that fool wil say to them so i saed hey i hav an idea how abot i mak a group picshur of evereyone and one of you can hav copees of it made and giv one to evereyone and one big fat ass bitch saed that is a good idea i wil pay for it…..this do not surpris me one theng i hav knos a long time abot fat asses womans and mans too is that thay are always on the lookout to do aneytheng thay can do to make pepel like them bester….so i saed okay evereybodey now remember what the seson is on the cont of three i want you all to say jesus loves me and so i cont to three and all the littel kids and som of the grone mans and womans too thay saed jesus loves me reel loud as thay gather rond ruthie the easter bunney and i take ther picshurs……

after it was over the one man who talked to me befor com up with his wife and littel red hared darter and saed wold you like to stik around for refrshments we hav som hot dogs and chips and coks and slaw and bunches of other thengs and i saed wel thank you verey much i am qwite hungrey acshualley i hav not eats all day so thay breng me a plate and som other persons breng a plate to offer for omar and i saed i had bester take it to him so i do and ther is these little boy and a gril talks to omar and him seems to be pulleng himselv together so i hand it to him and saed heer eat sdom food and ack like you hav som sense and him saed i am not hungey and i whisper to him eat motherfuker that is an order and com out heer and ack like a human being for a change for onse in you life…so him gets out of the truk and meenwhil i theenk okay i bester put ruthie the easter bunney bak in the truk so i do and som kids are looks but thay do not saed aneytheng exsep for the one littel boy who saed ha ha see i was rite but of corse i hav alredey admits this to him so i do not kno what the stupid little motherfukres poent was….

amarecan parents spoel thay childern way too much in my opineon thay hav a smart moth and are unruley and wil sass and disrespek thay elders all day long and giv it not thoght and a whol lot of the time nether do thay parents….but at the same time i hav to admit thay are for the most part bweutiful childern to and thay are so easey make them happey and thay lauf and plays and when thay are at thay best like today thay are a joy to behold and wil breng laufter to you hart….i notis even omar is starts to looses up enof i almost stops worrees abot be may him sayeng somtheng stupid….littel kids and sometimes parents wold saes somtheeng frendley with him and him wold smil and saes thank you and was starteng to relax i gess becos ruthie the easter bunney was no mor in his site…..

suddens whil we was al eatengg and dreenkeng two littel boys starts to argue over one finds a easter egg that somone hav not find from erleur today even thogh easter egg hunt was over hours ago…..so thay started to cal each other names but not reel bad ones and suddens this one littel boy smashes the egg on his hed and gess what it was a reel egg and not hard boeled ether and the egg is runs al over the littel boy and thay ae brothers evidentley thees two and so the one chases the other and even thay parents are lafs but whil thay says to stop that now you stop that now……

i hav to just sits bak and laufs my asses off at them….easter is a fun time of the yeer i do not realise what i hav be misseng al this time….i stil do not see what it has a dam theng to do with jesus christ thogh……