I Get Me A Dog

last nite i go to talk to my frend at kellys stables which is a bar in covington kentucky and ther i talk to him about get job as a bounser….shit evrytim i go in ther i hav to kik sombodeys ass and i beet one so bad no one has evre fuks with me thar agan but my frend is reel impreses and offres me a job evrytim i coms in ther….i tels him wel i just mite hav to tak you up on that…..also i wants to buy a dog a good dog now one that is wel traned i wold lik a german shephred dog…..he tels me shur i can fix you up with a good dog what do you need one for ar you afrad somone brakes in on you whil you go/…i tels him no it is for my grilfrend …….so he buys me som beer and we sits and talk and ther is thies bitch thad talks evytim you see her about somone molestes her kids so she starts theis shits and i tels her i theinks that person ovre ther do it he looks lik the kind…..of corse i no dam good and wel that theis is her old man and her gos to tels him but he just cuses at her and gos bak to dreenk his beer….god dam i can not get in to a good fite aneymor no mattre how god dam hard i try to…not even in kellys stables now that is pretty fukeng bad….my frend him has be in fites al the time and you can tel his eye is fuks up from be in so maney but evertim i do shit lik this that one eye bulges out to wher it almost looks normle and him says you bettre be carful do theis shits i do not want no troble tonite…..aneywais today he coms thru for me but it reel cost me it cost me to hundred dollres but it is worths it….theis is a reel wel traned dog and him is hous braks to but michel him warns me thad this dog mite go to bathrom in the hous until him gets user to change in his enviroment….i say ok that is undrestandble……fuk it amanda can cleen it up what do i giv a fuk/…..

but no no troble in no tim dog is wans to go out and use the bathroom so i taks him out to and him pisses and him shits to so i admit i am releve that him adjusts so i pets him and says good dog and i deside hel i am just go to let him keep the name him hav his nam is thor which is a pagan god man bud i wil let him keep it becos him is happee so far and i do not want to press my luk…..

then latre on heer coms my fukre spoeled brat nephew omar and tags rite along besid him is little ruthie who is omar grilfrends littler sistre……she plais with thor whil me and omar talk and him is upset that sheree who is his grilfrendis insits now that him convert to be a christan man and not be muslim aney more…..i said ar you sereos/……you hav to brake up with her omar this is evle shit…….ruthie then her pipes up and says that is what i tels him he shold not lissen to sheree but i am afrad if he dos and thay brake up i wil not get to see omar aneymore…….menwhil the dog is al ovre her and one time even stards to hump her but i puls him off….that do it i theenks to myselv theis littler gril is go thru pubertey and is hot as a fiercrackre……..

omar thogh him said i tried to tel her that i can not convert to be christan if i do i mite be killed just lik thay almost do to that man in afganistan that convert to christan……but she just saed thay can not do that heer so so much for that lie…..what do i do muhammed i lov sheree and i do not want to lose her but i do not want to be a christan…….so i tels him wel it is a good god dam theeng you do not becos if you do that i wil kil you myselv…….if aneytheeng she shold be muslim woman if her reel lovs you…..

then ruthie agan her pipes in and sais i theenk sheree is sees othre boeys aneywais i am shur of it……i wish i cold be a muslim i theenk you al ar nise….but i tels her that her is to yung to makes this change without her mothres permits…..but ruthie sais mothre is problem to begins wieth…..her is notheing but a old drunks bitch aneywais……in a wais i feels lik slap theis littler infidel bitch but i no she do not no aney bestre aftre al her is onley abot twelv yeers old and massoud shold not be hangs around her aneywais but him do becos her follos him around and coms to finds out sheree do not even no him hangs around her even thogh ruthie even her stais out of school…but omar is a littler fool himselv…..

he sais that sheree expecs an anser by eastre that her expecks him to be christan by then or thay wil be thru with for good….i tel him wel it is al for the best…..when him final goes i askes him how everytheeng is……i hav not herd aneytheng from aneybodey abot thay find rahes bodee and evidentley if thay hav omar do not no it or he wold tel me but then agan omar is in him on littler world and do not no shit aneywais….final thay go away and the dog is now upset and wants him som pussies from this littler bitch ruthie be in heet…..i tels him easey boy easy thor it wil be okay you need you som dog pussies not pussies from a littler bitches gril lik that……

when michel com bak to the hous latre on that nite to see how everytheeng go with the dog him givs me sometheeng elses that i asked for……stupid fukre hamil is usles aneymor sinse he sais he has to lay lo and not tak aney chanses until the shits blo ovre with him be spotted with leann….so i can not cal him until him cals me which wil probabal not be for a long tim if evre…but in the meentim michel has com thru for me…he got me what i reel wants most of all which is this shit that you put in a womans dreenk that maks her so aneyman can fuks her and not one god dam theeng her can do abot it….giv her enof and her wil nevre no it…giv her to much and her mite be kiled by it……of corse i do not hav aney needs of this shits myselv……but on the othre hand it be may wil com in reel handey and reel soon too….