Saturday, March 18, 2006

someone is spies me

i hav be thienks abod theis for som tim now….theis mothrfukres i hav be sees now for som to or thre weeks everewhes i go to….firstes i sees theis ad the gold star chili restarant in colege hils……then the sam to mothreukres i sees theis at the covington ketuckly mardi gras……and finals i sees the sam to mothrefuckres at the mosque in cincinnati the lastes tim i go ther wieth my uncel massoud………

wel hamil it turns oud do nod hav aneytheings to do wieth theis mothrfukres which is what i thoght at first to tel you the truth i thoght that him was wans to mak shur i do nod be temps to tel whad i nos abod him….but him swers up and down no it is not me him sais……….so i sais wel you ar alwais brags abod how you nos pepels so it is in you interest i wold theinks to helps me finds oud who thay are…..and why is this him askes me….becos i sais if it is the poleeses thad sends them to wathes me thad meens mor than evre thad thay are suspishus of me and thad meens thay mite be suspishus of you to asumeng thay no thad i hav deels wieth you…..so if thay are poleeses persons then you shold be abel to finds out i sais….of corse chanses are that you are just a big blohard…..then him thros his hed up in the air and him ais wel we shal see who is a big blohard…..if thay are poleeses mans i wil finds theis out….on top of that if thay are havs aneythengs to do wieth the amarecan govrement then i wil probabal finds thad out to…whad you meens probabal mothrfukre i sais probabal is not good enof…….then him sais muhammed i wil do what i can do i do not no what elses to tels you he sais…..

so from thad tim o i wates but not for long i desides to go to my uncel massoud to finds oud if him nos and him sais no but then him coms bak and him sais he stil do nod no who theis are bud theis hav notheeng to do wieth the mosque or wieth any of the local immans in the area and he then swers up and down thad nether him nor mara havs aneytheengs to do with them…..

i sias ok i no you wold probabal nod do theis but how can you be so shur abod mara and him sais becos i no mar bestre than i no the bak of my hands and beleve me if her was invols i wold no……then i feels bestre for awhil but stil nod satisfis but tris to puts theis shits out of my mind……then sudens yestredais i am gos to the mosque with uncel massoud and ther is no one of theis othrefukres around and him ais i thienks thad you are imagineng theis shits muhammed…..you are what thay cals paranoed be may….yes be may i am i sais bud i no i heers theis mothrfukres talks abod blos up brige from cincinnati to covington the blu brige thay cals it and sudens him is shoks and loks lik him is scairs to deth….muhammed you shold reports theis shits……

i tels him yes i shold and i wold bud you see i hav a problem the poleeses theinks thad i am involvs with disapeanse of leann and if i gos to tels them theis theings then thay are gos to thienks thad i am justes tris to aks lik a good muslim and tris to geds on ther good side to thro them off the traks and then thay wil theinks mor than evre thad i am gilty…..

he looks at me lik him can nod beleve whad him is heers…..muhammed him sais wher do you gets theis crazee shits in you hed/……it is no wondres the imam tels me you ae possess by devils………you talk and aks lik a crazee person som of the times…….that may be i tels him bud then why do he lets me com i the mosque and sais notheeng/……him justes looks awais and sais notheengs for awhil and i sais wel/….and he sais becos i am a big donor to his mosque hi tels me and him do nod wans to lose my money…..and i sais you meens to tels me you giv money to theis man and his mosque and him talks al theis radaclel anti amarecan bulshits/……and him dos to……onley him is a coward in a way he is alwais carful abod who is in the mosque when him talks theis bulshits and theis maks me al the more suspishs of him likes be may him has hav theis to fools to spis on me to maks shur i do nod sais aneytheings od of the ais to the authoritees…..yes i theinks to myselv now it is comes al to cleer……..

but unel massoud him insists thad no it is nod the imam so stop worres and besids the immam is nod aganst amareca him is justes aganst som amarecan and ther wais and i sais yes lik the gratest ruler the worlds hav evre nos which is of corse gorge w bushes…..he justes shaks his hed and sais one day nepheu you are i hopes lerns mor than you nos now becos you shur do talks stuoidre sometimes…….fuk it i sais go onand tks me hom you are pisses me off we are amarecan now and theis is our cuntree and we hav a dutee to…..bud justs then i sees them thay are justes leves my hose as we ar pls up to it thay drivs off thay hav be ther in fronts just lik thay ar wates for me to coms out or be may thay hav be up ther talksto amanda…..so i sais ther uncel massoud you see thay ar ther in the saab did you see theis and him sais yes i see the marun colors one….i sais i havs to go up ther now who nos whad thay hav sais or do to amanda….

so i hops oud of car befor him even puls in to my parks spas and i runs up the steps and the door is loks so i beets on it and final heer coms amanda and i sais did you see theose to arabs were theis up here you did od giv them any pussies did you yo had bestre not you whor….

no i did not her sais thay ar justes looks for you bud wl not tels me what thay wans or even what ther names are…..who the hel are thay aneyways she askes and justes then masoud him coms up the steps thogh i barley notis him…then amanda her sais oh yes babey you frend hamil him cals from cleevland and him tels me to hav you cals him…..when her sias theis i was shoks and i looks at her and i can nod hid my worree and her akes me what is rong bud he rsems to be ok and do nod seem to be consern or mad…….bud then massoud sais who was it/…..hamil you sais and him cals from cleevland/……muhammed shurly you ar nod involvs with thies one ar you/…him is bad news…..whad do he wants/…….

bud i wavs him off an dkeeps looks at amanda and askes her are you al rite/…..andher sais yes why wold i nod be/……and i sais stop you fuks with me amanda if yo havs somtheings to sais spit it out now…..and her sias no i hav notheings to sais…whad is so bad abod theis hamil that you uncel masoud is so conserns abot you asoshiates with him/…

then it ocurs to me thad in al the exsitment i forgeds…..amanda cold nod possabal recognise hamils fase from the flier becos her can nod sees pepels ovre the phon lik i can……so i lets oud theis grate sigh of releef just as masoud starts run his moth and sais oh you bestre beleve i am conserns that hamil is no good him is a organise crim boss……i sais oh thad is bulshits and i stards to cal hamil but i am stil worrees……

massoud then him leves and sais oodbye and i waves him good bye and amanda her looks suspishus but her nos to leve the roomby me look…..so hamil ansers the phon and i askes him ok now hamil whad thehels ar you cals me heer for/…..andhim sais justes to lets you no i no for a faks thad theis to are not the poleses mans and also inos for a faks thad theis ar nod the agents of amarecan government……..so you can stop you worrees….then who are thay i askes him….and him sais oh thad i do nod no….lookhim ais you are the hotshot witches crafts man why do you nod finds out/……

are you tris to be smarts with me mothrfukre i askes him…….and him sais hey you ar the one who brags abod al theis magical power you hav and how you can fuks aney womans you wans to fuk and you hav so much power even in you dik thad you even fuks the prinses diana…..if you ca do al theis shits why shold you worrees abod two pepels….cast a spel and maks heis disapeers mothrfukre….and then him hangs up the smart as son of a bitch…..so i hangs the phon up bud then it occurs to me…be may hamil has teld me whad i need to no and do nod even realise it…….theis to arabs now i no wher i theinks i hav seen theis befor…..

i hav sees theis i am shur at herods department stor in london when i go totry to talk to dodey fayed and him nevre coms to talkto me bud ther ar theis suspishus look goons and theis ar to arabs dresses in reel epxensive sutes….and i nos for a faks yes thad is who it is…..theis hav folos me from london from herods from old man fayed…….and now i nos why….the son of a bitch nos i nos who kils his son and the prinses diana….becos whil i snoops around in london i finds oud the truth onle nod good enof thad i can prove it so i hav to keeps my moth shut…….wel old man fayed is abod to gets the shok of his life…..himheinks him can find ud and nod has to pais me aneythieings the cheep bastard….wel justes forthad i wil keeps itundre my hat for justes a little whil longre……

of corse ten or twentey milleon ponds or bestre yet dollres mite makes me be wills to seng like a canarey as thay say…..