My Night On The Town

friday nite i do somtheeng i shold not hav do on that holey day but fuk it i do aney way i go around to the danses bars and i hav som drenks at al ecsept the one wher amanda is now works becos i do not want to get myselv in a predicament….i run into this old buddee of min thogh him nam is tim and that is what get the whol theng start aneyway becos him in the same situashom as i am in now him hav grilfrend thogh acshal him was marreed to her her nam is marita and her is uses to be a danser…that is wher him meet her at the sam danses bar wher amanda her danses now….onley him can not stay away from danses bars even aftre him and marita thay be marrees and her with kids all by diferant mans and him gets upset and is a drunk so him go around and drenk up al thay money…..then her hav a babey by him and that makes mattres worsters…..then her hav yet anothre babey by anothre man when her and him splits up and him is besids hmselv abot that……

so final thay get splits up then bak togethre then splits up agan then bak togethre and ovre and ovre agan…..now thay hav be splits up for som time i gess but i do not no for how long but i figur okay i can acks like i am go to get thay bak togethre then by the time we get to wher she now liv him be so drunk him wil esey passes out then i wil fuk marita aftre i slip som of this stuf in her pop or her coffee that i get from michel…..pluses her is bad for smoks marawana so her wil nevre no what hits her and wil be easey for me to triks thay both…….so we ar go around first one plase and anothre and him is gets drunker and drunker whil him cries and whins abot how bad him havs it and no bitch is understans him and soon it is not too long aneyways befor him is barly able to talk but stil him go with me to al the plases like him is som kind of robot or somtheng…..and him keeps up with my drenkeng to and befor long him is buys all my drenks. i do not intens for this becos i do not want him to run out of money befor we get to the poent i can lure him to marita hous but aneyways him is go throgh evereytheng way to fast and stil not drunk enof to be talks into go bak ther thogh him is shur game for aneytheng else that coms him way……..

final i com on a plan i say to him hay tim let us go get somtheng to eat i no this china mans plase that sels good chinas food and you can stil drenk beer ther…….so him says ok lets go fuk thes whors aneyways…..and i say the same theng i can not beleve how i let amanda do thes sinful acks all the time her is lives with me and i am suposes to be her man……but thay twist and squirm and danses around with sugestiv moves to the music and al thay mans thay ar pays thru the nose for drenks so thay can watches this shits and i am thenks god dam who nos how muches money thay wil pay to fuks them….hel to buy a drenks for thes womans costes you abod twentey dollres for what wold be a fiv dollre drenk and that is just to buy thay a drenk….i can not belev it and what is mor thay cuts the grils drenks down to wher ther is almost no alcohol in them if aney at all….

aneyways we go to the china mans plases and al of a suddne i no that this nite was ment to be…..sitteng at the bar is non othre than dreama who is a good frend of amanda…..me and tim sits by her with me between thay and i offre her a drenk as her is sits ther and eats som chinas foods and her says shur why not and then her akses me how is amanda and i tels her oh you hav not herd then me and amanda hav brakes up with eaches othre…...

she givs me this funnee look and says you ar kiddeng me rite/….and i says no i am not…and her says i am sorree to heer that what is you nam agan it is massoud is it/….and i says yes but i prefer to be cals muhammed…and her says okay then muhammed…..so what you go to do with you selv now do you thenk you wil get bak togethre with amanda/….abot this time her com the beers i buy us all one and then i ordres som egg rolls abot twelv of them….i can sit and eat thes mothrfukres al nite long to tel you the truth and almost no kind of food go bestre with beer….but aneyway i says no i thenk me and amanda hav be split up for good now and her says wel it is just as well……amanda is notheng but a little whor aneyway she wil fuk aneytheng for money this is what dreama tels to me and i am shoks and i hav to admit just a little bit i am hurt…..to tel you the truth i hav to admit i do miss amanda moer than i evre thoght i wold miss her……

then her says do not get me rong i like amanda but her is mess up and hav be befor her darter go misseng her hav always been mess up…….her needs to get her selv togethre….i no it is hard ther ar thengs i wants to do with my life…then her tels me how her wants to open up a dres shop like her hav befor but alcoholic that her be cos her to messes up but she wold like to try agan if her cold get the rite person to go in busness with her….then her starts talk to the gril that wates on us abot her shold go in busness as photographer but the woman her says oh you hav me mixed up with bj her is not heer no mor…..

suddens this man coms in and shur enof it is dreama boyfrend or exhusband or somtheng like this and i am thenks ok heer coms som shit but him just ignores me for awhil…..then we starts to talk and him seems ok and we sit and talk and dreama her taks with us and the watres brengs us more beer and tim him just sit and drool and stares into spase i gess now wold be the time to take him to marita…..i figur i can get him sobred up just enof heer and ther along the way and get him thenks abod his rongs and starts to cry and by the time we get to maritas it do not mattre what he says i shold be abel to talk to her log enof to try this shit out at last…….but the next theng you no him is up and walk out the door and do not stop when i cal to him just keep walk like him do not heer a word i say….

so i says okay now what do i do/.....do i folow him or do i stays heer……suddens dreama boyfrend him leves and says him hav sometheeng to do wil be bak latre…yeh rite dreama says and then aftre him is go her go to the batroom…..i notis ther is no one ther now but thes two pepel a copel who look like redneks and him is obvusley drunk so i acks like him is caches me in the ack of whispers to his wife i make it look like her is trys to tels me somtheengs in secret and i poent at my dik….when i do this her acshual look up and see me do this and her shaks her hed yes reel eagerley and him cathces her do this and all els i do and i am thenks dam no wondre friday was desides to be a holey day if you hav faeth evereytheng wil work out rite……

so aftre a cople of minits of him looks at her and steems him starts to fuss at her but not abot me i gess him is afrad to breeng me rite into it but thay start fite and the barmade tels them okay you to what is the problem so whil thay hav her distracks i chek to mak shur the china pepels are busey in the kitchen or somwher wher thay can not see me and i look to make shur dreama is not alredey out and bak to the barmade and these pepels and then i put the stuf in dreamas drenk…..

aftre a cupel of minits her com bak out and drenks her beer and i tels her that i am interest in her busnes ideas abot the dress shop and her says i just needs to control my alcohol i am alcoholic and i am thenks if you thenk that now you hav a reel surpris for you in abot thirtey minits or so….but i tel her wel why do you not cal it off for tonite you hav to stop somtime you know…and her says yes i gess you ar rite and i says go ahed and finish this beer and then hav one mor then i take you hom….then i wil com see you tomoro and we wil tak abot this dress busness……then the barmade her put her to cents in and askes her do you wants me to cal you a cab dreama and dreamas says no i do not live that far from heer and her barmade says but i thoght and dreama shoots her this look that has shut up screems out of her eyes……i cannot figur this out becos dreama is not acks like her is horney and i hav do notheng to try to turn her on becos i wants to make shur it is the date rape drug that is fukeng her and not becos i hav make her wants me thogh i can make aney woman to want me…but no i figur wel it be may becos she is just a stuborn womans……

but then her boyfrend him com bak in the bar aftre him puls him van out in front of the restarant and i am thenks okay fuk this shit i thoght him was gone for good….now what am i go to do?.....so thay start to talk and him starts to joke with me and him starts to joke with her and her seem bond and detemines to pik a fite with him and suddens thay ar screems at eaches othre but reel it is her that screems at him……..so her leves and reel mad and her goes out the door and is tels him fuk you mothrfukre i wil teches you to fuk with me…..but him just lafs and reel to tel you the truth i can not tel aneytheng him has do or said to cos all this so i figur wel it has to be somtheng that was do som othre time between the two of thay thay onley thay cold no so i askes him what is rong with her i thoght her was you woman….off and on him says do not worree her wil be al rite her just go thru thees spels…..

but suddens we heer thees sonds like glasses brakes and we look out and him is like oh no her is brakes the windos out of my van….and it is the truths to and not onley that the nextes theng you know her is thros mud and roks al ovre it and it is a prettey nise whit van too it is shur not a pese of junk but by the time her is thru that is exacley what it look like somtheng a bum wold hav……so him jumps out and the barmade is on the phon and i am thenks oh no just what i need for the poleeses man to get heer and me carryeng a date rape drug that i gets from michel becos i put just a little bit in her drenk…..

so i am thenks wel if that is what this shit do to you i shur as hel do not hav aney need for it….i askes the barmade is her always like this and her says aftre so maney drenks yes i am afrad her is but her is go to be barred out of heer from now on….her is reel mad to….and the chef and the china mans owner thay is al coms out to chek on what is gos on and the nextes thengs you no heer com the poleeses mans and i looks out and thay are laffs at them both…….i go bak to eats my eggrolls and when no one is looks i pors the rest of the date rape drug in my beer…..fuk it i says this way i wil find out for shur how it works and the poleeses mans if thay are suspishus of me be heer thay wil not find it…..

in the mentime the othre two pepels hav be gone from ther and othre pepels hav com in but al womans ar with sombodey so i figur wel it wold be a waste of time to try to test it on sombodey aneyways……so i cal a cab and it takes clos to an hour for them to get ther and by that time dreama and kevin her boyfrend are nowher around……so the plases is abod to close and i am feels reel stranges and i go outside and ther is tim him is says wil you let me go to you hous and spends the nite and i tel him no my dog wil tear into you and i wil not be abel to pul him off you in the shape i am in……i was lies abot the dog but not abot how i feels….to tel you the truth the lastes theng i remembre is cabs pul up and i get in……do not remembre even the ride home or get bak in the hous all i remembre is gets up abot three hours ago thenkeng it was saturday and god dam it is is sunday…..and ther is thor poor little theng him is liks all ovre my fase partley becos him is hungrey i gess but him aks like him is reel woreed to….

i stil feel like the hels but am horney as fuk at the same time aftre all this time….so that settels it this shit it works good aftre all……….i just hav to be dam caerful how much of it i put in maras drenk…….