Monday, May 22, 2006

A Strangely Satisfying Day

so far this has be a stange day…brandy come over and i go to give her a hug and this crazey bitch reeley go off on me….do not tuch me she saed i can not stand for aneybodey to tuch me….hell i saed i was onley goeng to give you a hug as a frend and she saed well we are frends and that is all and i saed yes i know is that not what i just saed and she saed well you are never to tuch me got it…..i saed okay then god dammit i do not want to tuch you aneyways…..i then ask her about christina and she saed what about her…you leve my sister alone…..still she acts frendley and starts talkeng about her crazey motehr linda and her other sister jamie and the baby and i am thenkeng okay this crazey bitch is just playeng hard to get so i reech out and pat her on the sholder like i am shareng a joke with her but the bitch go off on me agan…..so i saed okay sorrey god dam it….ordinariley i wuld not put up with this kind of disprespect from aney fuckeng woman even a crazey one like brandey but i have to stay on her good side until i kill thees fuckeng spiks from mexco that she know…..

just like notheng happens she askes me to go out with her to get somtheng to eat and i saed not today i have work to do and am expecteng companey…..she argues with me i bet for an hour and almost wares me out but i am firm so finaley she storms off in a huff…that is all rite she do this everytime i do not do what she wants but i have lerned deep down she respects that…..thogh that is about all the crazey bitch respects includeng her own selv……

all this time thor was lookeng at me and her stangeley…….sitteng there wagging his tong like he had somtheng to say and not shur how to say it……after awhiel fuckeng sherey come to the door and i let her in….this bitch smell to the high hevens i know she hav not had a bath in four days at leest……..hell this do not matter to thor he is redey for some pussey…but first she askes me if she can have some of that stuff as she cals it so i fix her up a batch and she drenks it……she is now feeleng bester i can tell but she is still not like when first i meet her…she will not look you in the eyes no more and always lookeng down and has no life at all……

i know she have sosmtheng to say but insted she start cryeng and i saed what is wrong and she saed do you realey love me and i saed of corse i do and she saed well at leest hug me so i thenk okay be may i had bester play along even thogh she smels like a fuckeng sewer now…so i hug her…big mistake…..

thor starts growleng and onse or twise barks and he is lookeng at me like he culd tare my fuckeng balls off in a hartbeet…what the fuck is wrong with you dog i saed…but he lurches forward growleng even worse than before…….god dam you i saed then i let sherey go and sudenley he growls subside and he bak off and then gradualey start whineng……..then sherey start talkeng to him and petteng him and he lays down and roll over on his back with his paws up in the air and sherey start massaging his belley and then rubbeng his dick……

no i saed you can not be with thor not after the way he acted just now….and she started cryeng….i need him she saed and i saed wel you have to wate until i have a little talk with him…he is grounded….no more pussey for you thor not until you straten up and act rite…….and another theng sherey i saed…you stenk…the next time you come heer you had bester take a bath and be weareng clean cloths or you can not be with thor and on top of that you can have notheng else form me….do i make myselv cleer……

she was embarased and tried to make some fucked up excus about be feeleng bad but i saed well i have told you now so you know what i expect……cleen you selv up and in the meentime me and mister thor have to get some thengs strate…….so come on now i take you home i have somtheng for you mother aneyways……

of corse thor do not like this but even thogh he wines like crazey i do not caer i walk her home and there is her mother…..the god dam plase is a rat infested mess as always with fuckeng flys all over the plase but what the hell……i hand her the heroin and saed you know you shuld realey cleen this fuckeng plase up what are you a human being or a fuckeng pig this plase is like a filthey pg sty……she saed that is my busness…i saed yes it is but the next time you daghter come to my hous i expect her to be cleen and not stenkeng like this hous…..besides if laws are called on you always a chanse that can get bak to me so that make it my busness…so if you want more heroin you do what i say and cleen this plase up you bitches both of you….

thya just look down and sherey is cryeng and sayeng okay muhammed plese do not be mad at us and her mother prettey much saed the same theng..then thay invited me to stay for coffee and i saed you have to be kiddeng….i do not even like to brethe in this hous i shur as hel aint goeng to drenk coffee from a cup in this hous probabley mold in the coffee and in the cups….now you bester get you asses stratened up and i do not meen be may…….

thay sad okay and i can tell i made my poent so i leve in disgust…so when i get home gess who is wateng to see me none ther than amanda…i saed wat are you doeng heer bitch……and she saed i come to talk to you can we plese talk….i saed i saw rachel today she wondereng why you have not keep you apoentment…she was wondereng that now she is probabley wondereng what she can do to keep me from sueng her ass and takeng everytheng the nigger bitch owns…..

she come on in then and sudenley she throws herselv in my arms and huggeng me and beggeng me to forgive her and i look around and there is thor….just to make shur i keep huggeng her and feeleng her and before you know it i am all over her and soon i fuck this bitch somtheng i had swore i wuld never do agan…….

aneyways thogh thor he acts like he is intrested and paceng the floor but do not growl…so then i relaised okay of corse he just do not want to share sherey with aneyone not even me his master….probabley he wuld be the same way about mara…..but then it occurs to me…this mite be a fun way to take caer of my problem….aneyways when i am thru fuckeng amanda i tell her now get you ass out of heer i do not want ot see you anymore except for one time and that is when i call you in cort when i sue that nigger rachel and the city of covington and kenton county….she crys and begs of corse but i just bakhand the bitch and down on the floor she goes…..this realey get thor excited and sudenley he lunge at her like he is goeng to tare her up but i stop him…no thor i saed….she is not you probelm boy she is her own probelm…..so she is cryeng and sayeng she loves me and will do aneytng i say and i say yes so why are you still with brian the bastard who be rapeng you own daghter that tels me just how fuckeng low down you realey are and then she saed well leann is a liar you can not beleve her and besides i do not love him i am just useng him…..he do not even fuck without viagra she saed….so i saed oh but you have be fuckeng him….well get out then…….

she finaley leve in tears and i take thor out for a walk and i tell him boy if you ever act like that to me agan i will kill you…you are the dog and i am the master…..get it…then i hit him hard on the snout and he whines and cowers on the ground….i know this mite sound cruel but you have to let you dog know who is boss…..besides i am good to thor…..how maney mans will make shur thaer dog gets all the pusseys he wants from womans……

speekeng of which later on in fact just a hour ago sherey come back to the hous and is all cleenup now and prettey weareng prettey sexey cloths…she stil acts timid thogh and wil not meet you gaze…when i first meet her she is reel haghtey and direct and proud and even bubbley…….well i wil lhave to work on that some..but aneyways she asked for my permisshon for her to be with thor for awhiel so i saed yes……you see i am not such a hard ass i just demand that i be give my due respect whether that be from a girl or from a dog……

so thay go on up and she suck thors dick and thor fuck her and all is fine with them now so thor is happey…….i give sherey some more of the stuff that she likes my own speshal secret formula and then she leves…….she walk quickley and do not look at aney one as thogh she is ashames of her selv which i gess she is thogh hell why wuld she thenk anyebodye wuld know aneytheng……

thor is shur happey now so i give him a treet and reeley i was feeleng a little bad about beeing so meen to him……what the hell i saed to myself he is just a dog he do not know aney besters…….but it is up to me to teech him and i will i just have to lern to be pashent that is all….

in the meentime a plan is formeng in my mind…i will get rid of thees fuckeng spiks…be may one at a time or be may all of them at onse but i will definteley get rid of thay asses.