a good times plais soccre

aftre i delivers fruts and vegabals for uncle massoud i drivs up to clevelans and geds togethre with hamil and his frens and i askes him how everthiengs gos....him sais wel nod to good bud do nod worries it is nod my probelm....i sais to him you maks dam shur it is nod....othre than thies i do nod even wans to no what him talks abod...so he sais oh shut up and stop worrees...lets sense you ar heer hav som fun and go watches soccre gam be may we can plais a game of soccre....thises sounder liks good ideas i lov to plais soccre....i was alwais good....i liks to kiks and butts the bals and everone nos to watches oud for me becos i wil nod flinches from thesie...so we god a teem go and i scors all our teems ponts i scors al fore of our teems ponts....bud we looses the games aneewais becos thiese one sillee mothrefuckre he is sorree at tendre gole....he just leds shits ged by him so we loose seven ponts to fore....... i was pissed off thiese is first time i plais a games of soccre thad i do nod cheets and stil thiese is bestre games i ever plais and stil i looses the games becos of one bad teem mates....stil it was funs and i cusses oud ali who was bad gole tendre bud he tels me fuks you massoud you are a bad muslim....he sais i am bad mulsim becos i drinks beers and fuks womans al the times and cheets and steels and othre bad stuf....then he tels me do i ate porks now/......he sias i probabal eet canada bakon on my pezza...i sais i likes sausage bestre than canada bakons and theise just looks at me and repeets i am bad muslim....so i tels them whad do you cal a good muslim/be may you thienks a good muslim is one thad blos up bildings and kils old peples and kids/he sais no i do nod thienks thiese bud he do nod blames those who do thiese shits........then he stards talk abod saddam husein abod how he is be on trile and bitches abod amarecans stil be in iraq and how theise shold geds oud....i tels him wel fukre you are in thise cuntrees now be may you shold get out....so the next thiengs you no we are in a fite and i am havs to whips his asses and then hamil him havs to pul me off of him.......al thiese ovre a soccre games hamil sais....so i sais ok i makes my ponts now i shuts up bud ali him bettre shuts up to or i wil whips his asses again and then i wil turns him ovre to amarecan authortees as a terrors and a kilres sense him takes up for theise.......so he beg me nod to do thiese he sais he swers him is nod a terrors and a killres.....so hamil him sais ok now you shold shakes hands and forgeds all thiese bul shits....and then just like thiese it is ovre...before long we are laffs and sengs and plais chesses.....bud i can nod consentrats.....so i do nod do no good espeshal aganst hamil for hamil him is bestre chesses plais you evre hav seens.....i no good at thiese games i hates to admits bud i wil be good som dais...just now i hav to much shits on my minds and i am tired like mothre fuckre..........but i reely lovs to plais soccre....now thad is my game.