i save my uncles store

boy was ther evre reel a probelm at uncle massouds store last nite..we almost geds kild by thiese stupidre spik man.....bud i was a hero as ushual....bud uncel masoud him reel surprises me...i wold hav almost be proud of him if he were nod a filther disgust homosexer quieirs....his boeyfrend rahe was ther as wel and of corse him aks lik you wold expeks a filther disgust homosexer quieirs to aks....lik a littler sissies pussies boys afrad of him shados in othre words.....wel aneywais now i wil tels whad jusd hapens.....

i had justes get bak from deliver groserees to the stor in dayton ohio and i was in a pisses off mood...in al the time thad day i do nod sees one womans thad is worth the time for me to giv som of thiese big dik of mine to...so i was in bad mood...so i geds bak to the stor and ther was uncle masoud and his boyfrend rahe...i knew they colds nod wates for me to leves so i stais arond on purposes just to agravates them.....uncle massoud he tels me go on now you can go on homes now...me no of corse al the times thad they wans to do some disgustre quieirs shits...bud i just hangs arond and aks like i makes smal talks....sudenly thiese spiks man walk in the door.......

i do nod no for shur whether him was a mexcos man or a portu reekin mans or a cubas man or whad the hels he was al i no is thad he is a spiks man...so i askes him whad can i helps you with mistre spiks man we are gets redy to close the store now....come on now and huree up....he just mumbels somethiengs and walks arond the iles......

then sudens he walks up and him sais thiese is robs you i hav a gun in my pokets so you givs me al you monees or i shots you.....bud uncel massouds him sais so you robs me do you/...wel i am gives you nothiengs...and quieirs man rahe him stards to whines and cries lik littler sissies pusies man thad him is and him sais oh pleses do nod shots us i hav kids plese do nod shots us i hav a wife...and i sais o shuts up rahe then i tels the spiks man go ahed and shots him he do nod hav no kids or no wife him is a filther disgust homosexer quieirs if you shots him then be may uncle massoud wil gives you whads you wants.....

now rahe is screms and lais down on the flor and wile mistre spiks man was looks at him sudens uncel massoud him jumps ovre conter then sprais him in the fase with thiese peppre sprais then whil the spiks man screms he knoks he up the sid of the hed.....then massoud him grabs the phon and stards to cals the poleeses mans.....bud then mistre spik man him sais do nod cals the poleeses man if yu do i wil sues you i do nod hav a gun and i wil tels them i nevre threts you thad you are al lies.....then i wil sues you for discrimnashons.....

so then i sais to him whad do you meen you do nod hav a gun/....and him sais i swar i do nod hav a gun so you are in troble i wil sais you justes asumes i wil robs you becos i am a spiks man and you ataks me for no good resons...i wil sues you and taks evertheng you haves.....

i nos i has to thienks fastes becos uncle massoud him has al redy put down phon ad him sais you go ahed and leves now....i looks ovre at rahe him is stil lais on flor fases down him do nod even no whad has justes hapens....i nos i has to aks now...so i taks a gun from my pokets and thro it at mistre spiks man...whad is thiese he sais/...why thad is you gun mistre spiks man.....

uncle massoud him is gos crazees...whad are you do massoud you fool he askes me/.....whil spiks man tho is looks at gun and wondres whad is gos on i taks my gun from out my othre poket and i shoots the mothrefukre rite in the heds....it is one of theise holo poent bulets and from thiese closes range man do it evre makes a messes when his branes comes flies oud all ovre the potato chips rak......

uncle mssoud him givs me thiese wild looks in his fases and his sais you are a crazee man him sais...i just looks at him and i tels him no he is the crazee mans he is the one who hav no branes now my branes are al rite heer in my hed him brans are al ovre the plases.....then i lafs abot the times the poleeses puls up.....the fool had diles emergensy and do nod hangs up aftre tels thiese spiks fool to leve....so heer they are.....bud i hav nothiengs to worrees abod becos thiese guns i thros to him is nod registres gun it is one i by from somones i nos at kellys stables for fiftee dollres....bud before i has a chanses to eksplanes thiese to uncle massouds al of sudens him clutches his chestes taks a deeps breth and him fals al ovre the flors....

so theise emergens peples theise takes al thre of thems to emergens rooms....spiks man of corses is ded.....rahe he is a crazee persons stil do nod nos whad hapens and even worses now aftre him heers gun shots so him hav to be sedates him.....and uncle massoud him it turns oud has harts attak......

so it is up to me to tels the poleeses man ever thiengs thad hapens and luky for me it was not thiese one names of franks who alwais aftre me to anser qwestons abod leann....so i tels him whad hapens and theise taks my word for it.....

i gos on to hospitls with theise and finds out thad uncle massouds wil be al rite bud him has to stais in hospitls for few dais for observashons.....i promises him thad i wil helps hims wife and sons to watches the stor until him is baks to work....i thinks him was oud of his mind when he askes me to do thad from the looks in him eyes..bud stil him askes me and i tels him i wil....bud he wil shur has to pais me ekstras for do thiese.........

biscuts and gravey and osama bin laden

thees mothrefukrs around heer are big babe fuckre cowards bud i genral do nod sais to much abot it....but todais i almostes get in som reel trobles....i gos to my favrit restrant in all of covington kentucky the name of it is covington chile and it is run by thiese oldre greeks man by the name of gorge stamotakos...he is not so old reel bud he looks like him is old becos he has a balder hed....but man him haves a prettee wifes and i wants to fuks her good....and his darters...wel whad can i sais theise ar way too young yet thogh the olders ones she wil be older enof soon but rite now she is fuckre jalesbate....the youngre ones looks like she will be even mor prettees bud she is wais too young.....i cold fucks them both and his wifes too bud for now i wil waits until the darters gets old enof and until i can catches the wife somewher out by herselvs becos i knows for a facks thad she wans some of thiese big fuckre diks of mine i can tels by the wais she looks at my diks when i makes it geds hard for her she abot cums all ove herselv rite then and ther......

but aneywais for now i just gos ther to eats biscuts and gravees and talks to gorge he is a crazee mothrefuke and he talks like a comunist sometimes when he is nod flirts with all the womans...when his wife is not arond of corse.....

he talks abot osama bin laden and sais thad he thienks it is al a big bunches of fakes shits and thad gorge bushes just users him to scare ameracan peples when him is in troble....i thienks he is ful of shits myselv bud i just go along with him othrewise i may nevre gets the chanse to fuks thad good lookre wife of his and his darters when theise gets oldre enof to gets them som of thies diks which i nos they wants as much as theis mothre do....

plus gorge maks dam good biscuts and gravees tho he makes it with sasage which of corse com from a pig so being a muslem i am nod supose to eats thiese thiengs bud i do.....fuk it ramadan is ovre with and my mothre tels me thad is the onley time you reel has to pais attenshon to thies.....

but today i shold hav pais attenshons be may....becos al of a suden thiese retard mothrefukre by names of reed him is with his retards grilrend mary and al of a suden he is goes on abot how a arab terrors in thies cuntree wil tries to fit in by eats and drinks just likes a normal amarecan.....even they will drinks somtimes alcahol drinks....and he is talks reel loud and he keep looks at me wile he talks.....

so i sais to him hey mothrefuckre ar you talks to me/.....and he sais with thiese whiney voise i do nod owe you anythiengs you arab....so i finsh up my biscuts and graveys then i taks a big longs drinks of coffee and him gos baks to talks and runs his mouth.....gorge stamotakos he tels me hey do nod pais no attenshons to thiese man he is nod rite in the hed.....

then he tels the watreses to briengs me ovre som mor coffee and i stards to drienk it bud the more i thienks abot it the maddre and maddre i gets.....

so i sais to the retards wife mary hey do you wans to fuk/......hel i hav justes eat a pig i mites as well sleeps with a hog now i sais to her rite in front of thies stupidre boyfrends of hers.....and then she sais no i hav a boyfrends and then i rememres thies stupidre mothrefukre goes everwhar she gos even to lives in same apartment bildings al ovre covington they gos bak and forths and nevre stai in one plase very long bud tho they was marreed onse they are no more and she dates firstes one man and then anothre man....but tho she sais no she keeps looks at me like she is reel intrestes and likes she do nod even heer me cals her a hog...

bud gorge he is red in the fases and tris to shushes me and the watreses theise ar aks worreed while thiese retards he stamps and stutres and talks abot how al forners shold be sens bak wher theis com from....and then theis walks oud in a huf his retards hog wife stomping behinds him......i do nod even thienks they stop to pais their bils so i jumps up and gos to the door and holers out aftre them hey you hogs souey com and pais you bils.....

and then somthiengs hapens thad you wold nevre beleves bud i swar it is tru....thiese car it bakfiers and sonds lik a big loud bombs and thiese fat fool he fals on the sidwalks and screems....can you bleve he acshual shits al on himselv/

so mary she shouts at him and she com bak and gos insides and pais the bil.....she is in and out reel quik and does nod even looks at me....gorge he thanks me but i am thienks dam why can nod his wife and prettee darters be heer to thanks me......but aneywais thiese do nod mattre....

ever sinse bin laden puts oud thiese last tapes of his i gets theise funnee looks from peples agan....i wil be glad when gorge bushes kils thiese mothrefukre and hopes they finds him soon....
othrewises i am afrad thad he wil maks good on his thret to attak amareca....and if he does thiese awful thiengs then good muslims likes me we wil be blames for it.....